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The Flaming Sorcerer
That's PYROMANCER!
Created on 2004-07-25 04:24:56 (#3937861), last updated 2005-05-01
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Basic Info| Name: | erik_malfoy |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-01 |
| Location: | New Zealand (Aotearoa) |
BioMy father has been busy for years, trying to take over the world a city at a time. He hasn't actually conquered any cities, however, due to staff shortages and beauracratic foul ups. Mother left home to find herself ages ago. I don't know if she's found herself, but I haven't seen her lately.
I studied maigc at the Queensland Institute for Wizardry and Witchcraft. I specialised in pyromancy and got the nickname the Flaming Sorceror thanks to a really STUPID graduation announcement my Muggle sent out. The Muggle was found as a toddler lost on our property some years ago and we didn't know what to do with him. So he was raised to be my henchman.
In order for me to learn about Overlording, I've been given a large estate of my own, and a staff of goblins helps with the legal and financial management. I mostly just make policy decisions and cast spells. There's not a lot of policy to decide on because mostly I lease large urban buildings out to businesses and residents, collecting fantastic amounts of Muggle money my goblins cnvert to galleons or reinvest in Muggle businesses. At home, I Overlord over-- sheep.
Well, I am a Wizard in New Zealand, what do you expect? I've done some excellent magic, though. I created a race of orcs. Well, there were these extras goofing off in their full costumes from Lord of the Rings, and I cast a spell so they thought they really were orcs. I think it worked, although, it's really hard to tell the difference between an orc and a New Zealand Marine/rugby enthusiast anyway. Mostly, they yell and shake their weapons at the sheep.
The time has come for me to grow up a little more, so I want to find a woman who will come home with me and be my helpmeet. Hopefully, she will look good in leather and be able to keep the orcs in line. I'm rather hoping to fall in love with her actually-- I dodn't think there's anything on the Evil Overlord list forbidding falling in love with one's female henchperson.
I studied maigc at the Queensland Institute for Wizardry and Witchcraft. I specialised in pyromancy and got the nickname the Flaming Sorceror thanks to a really STUPID graduation announcement my Muggle sent out. The Muggle was found as a toddler lost on our property some years ago and we didn't know what to do with him. So he was raised to be my henchman.
In order for me to learn about Overlording, I've been given a large estate of my own, and a staff of goblins helps with the legal and financial management. I mostly just make policy decisions and cast spells. There's not a lot of policy to decide on because mostly I lease large urban buildings out to businesses and residents, collecting fantastic amounts of Muggle money my goblins cnvert to galleons or reinvest in Muggle businesses. At home, I Overlord over-- sheep.
Well, I am a Wizard in New Zealand, what do you expect? I've done some excellent magic, though. I created a race of orcs. Well, there were these extras goofing off in their full costumes from Lord of the Rings, and I cast a spell so they thought they really were orcs. I think it worked, although, it's really hard to tell the difference between an orc and a New Zealand Marine/rugby enthusiast anyway. Mostly, they yell and shake their weapons at the sheep.
The time has come for me to grow up a little more, so I want to find a woman who will come home with me and be my helpmeet. Hopefully, she will look good in leather and be able to keep the orcs in line. I'm rather hoping to fall in love with her actually-- I dodn't think there's anything on the Evil Overlord list forbidding falling in love with one's female henchperson.
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